The countdown to Christmas has officially begun, ladies! And with so much to do in the run up to the Holiday season, you might find both yourself and your other half more hectic than usual. Still, the devil makes work for idle hands so lets make sure to keep his busy with this top ten Christmas countdown with a difference. Let’s get started on that gift list, less of the nice and more of the naughty:
10 – Stocking fillers
Stocking fillers are a Christmas tradition. Appeal to your man’s fun side with these cute, inexpensive gag gifts. Here are some starter gifts that will make him chuckle:
http://www.mycondom.co.uk/exs-christmas-condom – Themed condoms! Switch out those Snowman socks and sweaters for some kinky condoms. Sure to bring a smile to your man’s face.
http://www.mynaughtypleasure.co.uk/naughty-secret-santa-tingle-gell Tingle Gel! Slip a little something sweet under your man’s Christmas tree with this tasty peppermint flavoured lubricant.
http://www.pornaments.com/home – Ditch the Ornaments and grab yourself some Pornaments! if you’re feeling really silly, make decorating the tree more fun for you and your man. Grab some of these novelty Christmas er…decorations guaranteed to make you both smile.
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9 – The traditional Christmas movie?
Kind of! While many ladies may not see the big fuss, chances are your guy is very visual and has dipped into his share of online pornography. Why not give him the benefit of the doubt and surprise him with a taste of his own very delicious medicine!
In fact, using this particular treat as a little pre-Christmas warm up will go a long way to getting your man to open up about turn ons and kinks you might never have guessed he had. Tempt him out of his tree further by suggesting certain types of porn and you’ll have plenty to go on in deciding the rest of his sexy gift this year!
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8 – Holiday board games
Many years feeling full and happy after a family Christmas dinner will bring back memories of playing popular board games such as Frustration, Monopoly or Guess Who.
Let’s spice up this tradition a little, just for him. We can probably ditch the others though ‘Frustration’ gains a whole new meaning here!
Drop some of these fetish I.O.U cards into his Christmas card for a fun Christmas Eve: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=5966 – (also £5.99 from LoveHoney)
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7 – A smart seasonal ‘tie’
Another loosely based pun as we turn tradition to tasty treat, here. Bind him, thrill and pleasure him with some of these incredibly smart cock rings. Cock rings give a nice build up of friction and won‘t break the bang. Pair with a bullet vibe to massage against the shaft of his penis to heighten the pleasure:
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22187 – LoveHoneyBionic Vibrating Cock Ring (only £14.99 with removable bullet vibrator)
Or for starters: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15984 – beginners basic cock.
Tips for buying cockrings for your man: always take note of your man’s size and the dimensions offered by manufacturers. One size doesn’t fit all.
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Six – Think Kink
This particular toy might be a little more specific than most, nevertheless it is tons of fun for the right guy. If your man enjoys urethral stimulation, you might want to consider one of these penal plugs:
http://www.bondara.co.uk/cock-plug-glans-ring – Guys who love gentle penetration into the tip of their penis will love these plugs. It is strongly advised to try before you buy so be sure that your man is into this kind of stimulation to avoid scaring him!
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5 – Driving Home for Christmas?
If your man, or you, are frequently away on business trips or travel then a male masturbator might be something to consider. Flesh lights are certainly the way to go where this is concerned, but ladies, don’t be intimidated by these little guys as they can be your best friend as well as his.
Imagine a long distance phone call, nice and steamy while he plays with a toy YOU bought him? Hot, right? These specially designed toys are built to simulate the feel of a female vagina and work wonders with lashings of lube and just the right amount of imagination. Make sure you place yourself at the centre of his. Grab a sneaky snog under the mistletoe and pop this in his travel bag before he heads out:
http://www.bondara.co.uk/masterb-male-masturbator – Master B original Male
Masturbator from Bondara.co.uk.
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4 – A nice, sensual massage
Prostate massagers really are a newer phenomenon for guys on the open market. Massaging the back of the prostate in particular, near the perineum, is quite an effective way of stimulating the area around the P-spot: the male G-spot. This is also why an increasing number of guys enjoy anal and prostate stimulation.
The prostate massager might therefore be considered as something akin to a clitoral massager while anal toys might be considered the male equivalent of a G-spot dildo or vibrator. For external usage, rather than having your guy nab your favourite vibrator, invest in one of these bad boys for the man in your life:
The Lelo Billy Vibrator
The Billy luxury prostate massager from Lelo vibes really is the cream of the crop in this range. Billy offers five speeds, is fully rechargeable and comes with a full year’s warranty from Lelo. Designed specifically for him, the Billy is the perfect way to spoil your man this Christmas.
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17456
Alternatively, choose one of these cheaper alternatives to mix and match with another gift:
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3 – The Selection Box
If your man is a partner who likes a little bit of everything, why not treat him to a male sex toys bundle from Bondara.co.uk:
http://www.bondara.co.uk/classic-male-sex-toys-bundle – this bundle has everything your man could wish to try. From a cock ring vibrator to a deep throat stimulator, this bundle comes complete with lubricant, toy cleaner and some handy stroking beads this is a fun, non-threatening, good quality gift. Get involved by helping him explore each part of this kit and broaden his horizons without heading straight for the back door! Even your shy guy is sure to love this treat.
For more experienced boys or those who have taken a liking to this kind of play before, upgrade!
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2 – Surprise him!
If the prostate massager might be considered akin to the clitoral vibe, then certainly the male G-spot, or P-spot, is worth a mention. With many of our boys slightly more shy to admit this particular fetish, try gently initiating anal play. If you find that your man wants to take a step up from light teasing, take him by surprise with some of these fun anal dildos and strap ons:
Beginners Strap On Harness Kit
Start small and use with plenty of lubrication. If you are both new to strap ons, try some gentle foreplay with a bullet vibrator or smaller dildo.
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8569
If, however, your man enjoys more vigorous anal play, invest in a solid harness such as this from RodeOh!. These harnesses are secure, come well recommended and are built for more vigorous anal and strap on support:
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=24100
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1 – You!
Gift wrapped girlfriend! Gift wrap yourself! Hand over the keys to the motor to him this Christmas. Surprise him with this slinky little number and offer to try something new, something you have not tried before and spoil him. All orders from becheeky.com come with free UK delivery while Ann Summers and LoveHoney.co,uk are getting into the spirit of things this season with massive reductions on their lingerie and gift packs available. There really is no excuse not to treat yourself and your man!
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