As one of three vibrators in LoveHoney’s Happy Rabbit range, the Realistic is the firmest of the three and boasts a more natural design. The LoveHoney Happy Rabbit delivers whisper-quiet running, has a set of three speed settings and to top it all off, is the rechargeable answer to many cheaper alternatives. At almost half the price of many other luxury vibrators out there and with an archetypal rabbit style, this silicone vibrator promises all of the pleasures of a luxury vibrator at a much lower price.
Happy Rabbit Realistic Details:
- LoveHoney’s own range – designed by this popular UK stockist for its customers
- Realistic design, smooth 100% silicone body. No Phthalates.
- Classic rabbit design
- An impressive 5.25 insertable inches.
- Three near silent motors providing use of external, internal or combined stimulation
- Rechargeable
- Simple two button design
- Three continuous speeds and two pulsating patterns
- Comes with satin storage bag and mains charger
What you get
Providing a more classic design than other luxury brands out there such as Swan Vibes or Picobong, the Happy Rabbit aims to stimulate with its realistic design. With the addition of the trademark rabbit-ear clitoral stem, the Happy Rabbit steers clear of more modern designs. But can this golden oldie keep up with the youngsters?
Realistic Design – realistic expectations?
Don’t be fooled by the ridges in this product. It is surprisingly soft and flexible owing to the silicone material. Furthermore, these pleasantly realistic ridges add a touch of firmness than other, sleeker designs are sometimes criticised for. The PicoBong Kaya for example is often noted for being a little too soft. While this is down to personal preference, you can’t really argue with an impressive 80% satisfaction rate among LoveHoney customers. Check out what these customers have to say:
“The realistic tip of the vibrator gives nice added stimulation inside the vagina.”
– says LadyDinosaur of http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=19164&reviewpage=1#customer_reviews
“This being our first rabbit, my girlfriend found it strange to begin with – the rabbit ears she felt were not strong enough (too flexible) but within a few minutes she was holding onto the bedsheets!”
– says Jojo1991 at http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=19164&reviewpage=1#customer_reviews
“My wife loved the longer ears and they seemed to hit the spot every time also helped by the five different pulsating patterns in the shaft, she also enjoyed the realistic shape on other rabbits we have owned the shape was anything but realistic!”
– Says himnher at http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=19164&reviewpage=2#customer_reviews
Providing a nice mixture of firm and soft textures and designs, some customers actually preferred the realistic design of LoveHoney’s Happy rabbit. However, this particular choice is entirely down to you and your own personal needs.
Is Three the Magic Number?
The three speed design is controlled via two buttons on the base of the rabbit itself. The combination and easy to control design means that you can individually operate the ears and shaft or combine the two with several different speeds and two vibrating patterns. The three motor style makes this particularly rabbit rather powerful, not to mention bigger than many other vibrators out there at 5.2 inches of insertable shaft. It is bent slightly at the tip, again mimicking g-spot rivals. But just how effective is all of this fancy technology when applied to woman’s best friend?
“After previously owning the classic Rabbit vibrator I was unsure if the bunny ears on this one would match up. But trust me they do, they are even better! Multiple orgasms in seconds just from clitoral stimulation alone.”
– says SexySarah89 on http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=19164&reviewpage=2#customer_reviews
“The vibrations have lots of different settings, so there’s bound to be one that works for you, and I like that the ears can be controlled separately. I did find that I had to move them around to get them in the right place, but it wasn’t too much of an issue as they are really long.”
– says Bubble79 on http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=19164&reviewpage=2#customer_reviews
“I found the vibrations really enjoyable, and actually VERY quiet! Since I live in a shared terraced house, discretion is really important to me. I wasn’t expecting it to combine power with almost silent vibrations like that. Fab. I couldn’t ask for more. The 3 motors work well together and there are lots of combinations and settings to choose from. Using a pulsating pattern on the shaft and the lowest vibration setting on the bunny ears felt great for me.”
– says Gemma on http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=19164&reviewpage=3#customer_reviews
Props to LoveHoney on this one. The reviews are largely positive making the Happy Rabbit Realistic one particularly popular rabbit and its customers very happy bunnies.
Battery life
The battery life on the Happy Rabbit isn’t spectacular. You need to charge your product for six hours to draw two hours of use from it, failing miserably in comparison to competitors Swan Vibes and Picobong. However, you must also keep in mind that the Happy Rabbit, while not dirt cheap is considerably less pricey than either of these. And, unsurprisingly, this very popular feature is one praised largely by the Happy Rabbit’s users so don’t rule out the potentially vast uses of your new toy owing to this alone.
Whisper-quiet motors? Surely not?
Actually, yes. LoveHoney have hit the jackpot with this one. Scoring an average of nine out of ten for quietness of twenty four reviews on the LoveHoney independent reviews website, you can clearly see why this vibrator is hailed for being as discreet as its maker. Check out some reviews below:
“It is also the quietest rabbit we have ever owned which is good if you’ve got paper thin walls like ours.”
– Says himnher on http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=19164&reviewpage=2#customer_reviews
Cleanliness
Made from non porous silicone, the Happy Rabbit Realistic is a cinch the clean. Merely use soapy water to wipe it down. The 100% silicone surface also makes your vibrator safer and cleaner than non-silicone based vibrators.
Extras
The Rabbit comes with a small, attractive satin storage bag and mains charger. Purchasing a luxury vibrator from LoveHoney also ensures that you get a one year guarantee – one of the first things any first time buyer should check for when investing in a luxury item.
Where To Buy
The Happy Rabbit (Realistic) is no longer available, but there are a couple still in their range that are similar. The Happy Rabbit – Natural is very similar and you can read out review here: https://www.rabbitvibratorheaven.co.uk/love-honey-happy-rabbit-natural-vibrator/
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Beginner friendly?
Scoring an average 8 out of 10 in Love Honey reviews, the realistic Happy Rabbit is generally regarded as newcomer friendly and wildly applicable to most tastes. The good news is that if you don’t prefer the realistic design, LoveHoney also have another two rabbits in the same range but with a slightly different design – a more g-spot orientated alternative is available as well as a smoother design. The bad news is that, if you’re considering this particular vibrator, the only real complaints it receives largely pertain to the design alone: that of the ears.
A common rabbit problem is that of the ears meeting the clitoris during play, particularly vaginal thrusting. This is where your rabbit might not be beginner friendly if you haven’t experimented with rabbits before. These ears are often called as the sole bugbear and might take some placement and experimentation.
If you’re unsure as to how effective this rabbit will be for you, why not check out Lovehoney’s helpful guide to rabbits and vibrators? Scroll down and watch handy instructional and informational videos: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=19164
Conclusion
This vibrator is largely regarded as one of the most versatile available and certainly Love Honey’s customer base agree. Guaranteed to put a spring in your step. However, before buying, if you’re new to rabbit vibes, it is suggested that you do your homework before splashing the cash at the Happy Rabbit – even if this particular design is not for you, there are two other high quality designs available for the same price for £49.99 from Lovehoney.